Irish Medical Dictionary

ARTERY  - - - - - - - - -  The Study of Paintings
BACTERIA  - - - - - - -  Back Door of a Cafeteria
BARIUM  - - - - What Doctors Do When Patients Die
BOWEL   - - - - -  A Letter Like A. E. I. 0 or U.
CAESARIAN SECTION  - - -  A Neighbourhood in Rome
CAT SCAN  - - - - - - - - -   Searching for Kitty
CAUTERISE  - - --- - -  Made Eye-Contact With Her
COMA  - - - - - - - - - - - -  A Punctuation Mark
D & C   - - - - - - - - - - - Where Washington Is
DILATE  - - - - - - - - - - - - -  To Live Longer
ENEMA   - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  Not A Friend
FESTER  - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -   Quicker
FIBULA  - - - - - - - - - - - - - -   A Small Lie
GENITAL  - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  Not A Jew
G. I. SERIES  - - - - - - - -  A Soldier Ballgame
HANGNAIL  - - - - - - - - - - - - - -   Coat Hook
IMPOTENT  - - - - - -   Distinguished, Well-Known
LABOUR PAIN  - - - - - - -   Getting Hurt At Work
MEDICAL STAFF  - - - - - - - - - -   Doctors Cane
MORBID  - - - - - - - - --- - - -  A Higher Offer
NITRATES  - - - - - - - -  Cheaper Than Day Rates
NODE  - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  Was Aware Of
OUTPATIENT  - - - - - -  A Person Who Has Fainted
PAP SMEAR  - - - - - - - - - -  A Fatherhood Test
PELVIS  - - - - - - - - - - -   A Cousin To Elvis
RECOVERY ROOM  - - - - -   Place To Do Upholstery
RECTUM  - - - - - - - - - Bloody Near Killed Them
SECRETION  - - - - - - - - - -   Hiding Something
SEIZURE  - - - - - - - - - - - - -  Roman Emperor
TABLET  - - - - - - - - - - - - -   A Small Table
TERMINAL ILLNESS - -  Getting Sick At The Airport
TUMOUR   - - - - - - - - - - - - -  More Than One
URINE   - - - - - - - - -   Opposite Of Youre Out
VARICOSE  - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  Nearby
VEIN  - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Conceited