Instructions for use

On a RAZOR scooter:
This product moves when used.

On Tesco's Tirimisu Desert:
(Printed on the bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.

On Marks & Spencers bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating

On Packaging for Rowenta Iron:
Do not Iron clothes on body

On Boots Childrens Cough Medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery

On Nytol (A Sleep Aid):
Warning: may cause drowsiness

On a Korean Kitchen Knife:
Warning keep out of children

On a String of Chinese made Christmas Lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only

On A Japanese Food Processor:
Not to be used for the other use

On Sainsbury's Peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts

On an American Airlines Packet of Nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts

On a Swedish Chain Saw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

On a Stick Deodorant:
Instructions: Pull off top and push up bottom

On a Child's Superman Outfit:
Warning: This outfit does not enable wearer to fly

On a baby stroller
Take out the child before folding the stroller

On a hairdryer
Do not use while bathing

Quart of cream
Contains milk and egg products

On a bottle of mildew cleaner used in cleaning tub and tile mildew:
Use in a well ventilated area....
err .. if the area was well ventilated you would'nt have the mildew in the first place.

On a bag of potato chips with a contest to win prizes
Win prizes details inside, no purchase neccesary
... are you supposed to steal the bag to get at the details ... weird huh ?